Sunday, April 17, 2016

Over The Garden Wall Review

If You Into Gravity Falls you got to check out Over The Garden Wall this Tv Mini Series is A Dark Fansty Adventure/ Comedy that sucks you in cause you want to know what happened to these 2 lost boys trying to get home and what up with this evil beast that lurks in the darkness.  It has a great cast Elijah Wood,Christopher Lloyd,Tim Curry,John Cleese and more with a Tim Burton feel to it and wonderful classic music i want the soundtrack to this one check out this amazing Mini Series its so worth it.







Hardcore Henry Review

Just got out of Hardcore Henry its what i said a motion simulator ride in theaters to sell DBOX seats or other type of motion seats not a movie see on DVD or Blu-Ray. But if you into first person shooter games then this movie is for you cause its none stop action all the way though the film doesn't take a break and end really really fast and   we started to get sick cause of seats  moving but this movie was for Chalcey and I it was not worth the money but its truly up to you but its a pass.









The Jungle Book Review

Saw The Jungle Book with Chalcey and my Dad and to be honest i never really like The Classic Disney Animation one it bored the hell out of me and this one yes its has action but still its The Jungle Book i guess it a ok film it was not that  bad but still didn't do it for me .  but it did  have cool CGI and Bill Murray was funny so

 i gave it that and we all know what i think of 3D but had deal with it for this showing cause 2D was sold out but still F**k  3D stop supporting this gimmick  it sucks balls .

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

The Spongebob Squarepants Sponge Out Of Water Review

Ok the first Spongebob movie was not great but it was watchable. But the sequel just AWFUL! It was a quick cash in for them this movie had it all bad acting,bad story,bad jokes and bad CGI that made The Smurfs cry. If this was just Animation it would probably pass my test  but come on seeing 80% on Rotten Tomatoes  for this crap  that is dishonest . There are other shows on Nick old and new that deserve something  this is just a f**king stupid movie have nothing good to say thank god we got it for free cause its garage i fill sorry for the parents that had to pay full price in theaters gave this one a skip.



Thursday, February 11, 2016

$10 Million Dollars Dying Light The Following Offer Fuck You

Who the hell has 10 Million Dollars to just throw away on this crap I love  Dying Light but come on here what I think about this.

Supporting Role In Dying Light The Movie: So money talks you worthless person you pay your way to the set so no respect from me at all FU.

Professional Acting Classes: You already pay you way through so why the hell do you need classes.

Stunt Training: Same as the acting classes but I would laugh if you hurt yourself doing one.

Screening Tours: You have no respect from me and I would be the one throwing rotten tomatoes at your face.

Off Road Driving Course: Ok you can do that now with out paying $10 Million.

Original Copy Of The Script:  Wow something that has been copy a million times so you can probably find a copy on EBay for $20 Down the line.

10 VIP Tickets For Opening Night: Why not a thousand or more you had the money.

A Personal Trailer On Set: You didn't try out for  the role  unlike any other person that has the  passion. You just  took out your wallet so FU you don't deserve a  trailer there is a nice trash can with your name on it.

Fx Make - Up Session: You can go to collages for free and be there practice head.

Become The Voice Of Kyle Crane: There no point it's all acting you don't deserve.

4X Dying Light The Following Enhanced Edition: Your just a Asshole

I'm Sorry why can't you gave that money to someone hurting that needs food, clothes, medicine,house or just something to help instead of being greedy there people that need it better then a game or being in a movie.



Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Puppy Monkey Baby

Still One of the best, annoying and funny Commercial during the Super Bowl is Puppy Monkey Baby from Mt. Dew Kickstart love it and Great Job to The  Broncos by Winning .






Blue Season Review

Oh Daisy why are you so cute and amazing before Star Wars there was a short film part of The SCI-FI Lodon 48 Hour Film Challenge starring the new comer Daisy Ridley. If you don't know who she is well she is Rey The Bad Ass Chick in Star Wars. The short film is center around  a kidnapped girl named Sarah who gets a strange call from a older guy that is probably toching himself  she thinks he  helping tells Sarah to run to a tower. But not going gave any thing a way so go watch it and find out what happens to poor Sarah. This is going to be a short review cause there not much to say with out ruining it for everyone but I actually think this idea needs to be a Full Feature Film or at lease a Tv Movie cause why is he kidnapping beautiful girls for his whatever thing he is doing.  There is potential in this short make it happen and it has to star Daisy Ridley I will even support your Kickstarter for a Full Film to be made.