Meet the next generation of villains being Imprisonment on the Isle of the Lost home of the most powerful Disney villains who ever lived the kids of Maleficent (Kristin Chenoweth), the Evil Queen, Jafar and Cruella De Vil to me she way out of place in this film she a crazy lady who wanted to kill dogs the rest our magical WTF! Have never ventured off the island... Until now .Sent to Idyllic Auradon sounds like a name of f**king Dinosaur to attend school alongside the children of beloved Disney hero's these villainous kids must execute a plan that helps their evil parents achieve world domination.
Not going to spoil the movie but my wife was watching this and I had no interest even in it. But she dare me so what do I think of it well it was actually not that awful then what I thought. A lot of people freak when Sleepy Beauty and Cruella was Black and Belle and the Beast was Americans and not French like the story but who the hell really cares I like the different races in this oh ya this was made in 2015 the year of offending and being assholes was in. But it's a fun a worth watching movie for a TV it's not perfect but has the Disney touch with the Finale Score being a 6/10 and now My Thoughts.
My Good Thoughts
The Cast was great even that annoying kid in that TV show Jessie Cameron Boyce God I hate that f**ker but here he and the others did a great job I love how Dove Cameron as Maleficent Daughter she pulls it off and one of my favorite in this film.
The Music was enjoyable except one I get to that letter each song was catchy but not in a bad or annoying way something that's odd to me cause I hate musicals.
And Finally the movie shines like a Disney film if they made this back in the day in animation it will be a classic.
My Hate Thoughts
The United States Of Auradon Ok this is just stupid The Beast join all the kingdoms together as just one big place with only one king and queen and make a good guess who the f**k the leader is Its the freaken Beast OK! They all just handed over there land that easy or are they States please explain but you never find out why did he just go up to them and say your land is now my Bicthes he even got China cause Mulan is in this my god Beast you been busy after the last time we saw you.
Prince Charming Jr. And Prince Ben Son of Belle and The Beast are Annoying as hell so respect to you kid from Jessie you are off the hook for now.
And The finale thing I hate is they butcher The Be Our Guest Song and Prince Pussy oh I'm sorry Prince Ben sings it how great the pile of dog poo is singing one of my favorite Disney songs GOD DAMMIT!
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