Tuesday, October 27, 2015
The Gallows What A Piece Of Garage Of A Film
The Gallows wasn't worth a review so here my thoughts (Warning Spoilers) Just Click To Bring Up.
All Dogs Go To Heaven Review
Set in 1939 New Orleans Charles B. Barkin , a roguish German shepherd with the charm of a con man and heart of a marshmallow .Out for Revenge against his double- crossing former partner, cigar-chomping put bull known as Carface . Charlie finds himself guardian and true to a lonely little orphan named Anne-Marie .Her astounding ability to talk to animals leads this unlikely pair on adventure packed with thrills,laughs,tears and true love.
Sorry there was... a carnival today so I didn't get a chance to upload this. One of my favorite movies growing up was All Dogs because of the story and not being afraid to be darker then most kids movies at that time. Being a hit with a sequel that was not that good but it was ok will get to that some day , a tv series that ran 3 seasons and a Christmas Carol . Its really sad that no kids today know these wonderful characters I don't know way. But a great film to check out.
Sorry there was... a carnival today so I didn't get a chance to upload this. One of my favorite movies growing up was All Dogs because of the story and not being afraid to be darker then most kids movies at that time. Being a hit with a sequel that was not that good but it was ok will get to that some day , a tv series that ran 3 seasons and a Christmas Carol . Its really sad that no kids today know these wonderful characters I don't know way. But a great film to check out.
Doom The Movie Review
DOOM Review: A frantic call for help from a remote research station on Mars sends a team of mercenary Marines into action. Led by The Rock and Karl Urban, they descend into the Olduvai Research Station, where they find a legion of nightmarish creatures, lurking in the darkness ,killing at will. Once there, the Marines must use an arsenal of firepower to carry out there mission.
Base on DOOM The Game aka DOOM 3 with a lot of people hating this movie but I got to be honest to you .It wasn't that bad the action and horror where Awesome and the ending just made you fill like your playing the game. You just have to keep in mind that this is a movie version not a game that's one reasons I think people who hate video game base movies because they think it will be like the game but it's not and I think this movie did a damn fine job keeping true to it with a bad ass ending .
Base on DOOM The Game aka DOOM 3 with a lot of people hating this movie but I got to be honest to you .It wasn't that bad the action and horror where Awesome and the ending just made you fill like your playing the game. You just have to keep in mind that this is a movie version not a game that's one reasons I think people who hate video game base movies because they think it will be like the game but it's not and I think this movie did a damn fine job keeping true to it with a bad ass ending .
Spooky Bats and Scaredy Cats A Halloween Tale Review
Light your Jack -O-Lantern and grab your mask it's All Hallow's Eve! Join Katie and Makean as they embark on a thrilling quest delivering mysterious Halloween invitations for their old friend The Candleman. Little do they know this spine-tingling adventure will leave them to the doors a Wolfman,Death,Swamp Monster, Frankenstein and many others.
We like to find movies that not many people know about and this is one of those with beautiful stop motion back grounds but the human characters are a little weird looking to creepy. But that fine for a ok Little Halloween Short that is fun and enjoyable with the question how dose The Candleman never burn or burn down anything with a hat fill with lighted candles? So if you can find it then it's worth checking out .
We like to find movies that not many people know about and this is one of those with beautiful stop motion back grounds but the human characters are a little weird looking to creepy. But that fine for a ok Little Halloween Short that is fun and enjoyable with the question how dose The Candleman never burn or burn down anything with a hat fill with lighted candles? So if you can find it then it's worth checking out .
Sunday, October 11, 2015
Daddy, I'm A Zombie Review
This one i hated the CGI and the Voice Acting is horrible and the mummy and pirate just never shut the hell up and are annoying as hell with the animation being ugly creepy like Food Fight. The only one thats ok will be the main character Dixie but even she can't save but it did something to get a sequel i still can't believe it. The only thing i can say with out ruining the film Dixie has a magic charm that evil wants and the my Villian makes me want to bash my head into the wall as hard as i can she sounds like that voice actress that voice Barbra Streisand in South Park. But for a for Foreign Film before we got a hold of it could have be good but thats a big maybe and i like some Foreign Films but have not scene that many. But everything just falls apart for me where i need a beer or two or maybe something harder like scotch to get over watching this really annoying film with a 2/10.
Saturday, October 10, 2015
Ouija Review
How far would you go to make contact with someone you lost? From the producers of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Insidious comes a supernatural thriller in which a group of friends must confront their most terrifying fears when they unwittingly release a dark power from the other side. What started as a game will unleash an evil only they can stop.
Ok i have scene a lot of movies base on the Ouija and this falls on Its bad but in a good way its better then most of the others. Its about a group of friends trying to figure out what happen to there friend Debbie by trying to talk to her with the Spirit Board but its not Debbie but something else. I have never play one before and never will I'm a believer in ghost and shouting a name and asking questions in the dark not knowing whats around you no even if its a game not for me but the movie didn't have any good scares in it and the acting was teenage horror style but with all that i have to gave it a 4/10 its worth checking out once.
Ok i have scene a lot of movies base on the Ouija and this falls on Its bad but in a good way its better then most of the others. Its about a group of friends trying to figure out what happen to there friend Debbie by trying to talk to her with the Spirit Board but its not Debbie but something else. I have never play one before and never will I'm a believer in ghost and shouting a name and asking questions in the dark not knowing whats around you no even if its a game not for me but the movie didn't have any good scares in it and the acting was teenage horror style but with all that i have to gave it a 4/10 its worth checking out once.
Hotel Transylvaina Review
Welcome To Hotel Transylvania Dracula's lavish five stake resort where monsters and their families can live it up and no humans are allow . One special weekend Dracula (Sandler) has invited all his best friends Frankenstein and his wife,The Mummy, The Invisible Man, The Werewolf family and more to celebrate his beloved daughter Mavis's (Gomez) 118th birthday. For Dracula catering to all these legendary monsters is no problem but the party really sta...rts when a ordinary guy stumbled into the Hotel and changes everything.
Ok everyone getting you excited for the sequel of a movie. I really enjoy everything in this film it was perfect the characters, the story and the world just fits with beautiful animation. The cast is just hilarious With Adam Sandler playing Dracula will not be my idea but it works and Kevin James as Frankenstein my favorite character in the film he and Andy Samberg as Jonathan got the most laughs out of me they were great with Steve Buscemi as Wolfman, David Spade as Invisible Man and Ceelo Green As The Mummy was comedy gold they found but I left one person out Miss. Selena Gomez as Mavis she can voice or be a sexy vampire chick any day her voice was just perfect for a character like this and so glade that Miley Cyrus left at the beginning of filming cause I can't picture anyone else then Gomez. Its a great film to watch with the family anytime or a great Halloween movie that bring us back and gets us to remember the classic movie Monsters we know and loved and the only movie that gave them respect in our generation F**k Twilight this is the film you should be watching with a 10/10.
Super Mario Bros. The Movie Review
Buckle Up and hang on tight and the discovery of a parallel universe launches you into the adventure of a lifetime! Mario and Luigi two wacky plumbers undertake a daring quest to save a princess in Dinohattan a hidden world where the inhabitants evolved from dinosaurs! Mario (Hoskins) and Luigi (Leguizamo) face deadly challenges from a diabolical lizard king (Hopper) and must battle giant reptilian goombas outwit misfit thugs and undermine a sinister scheme to take over the world!
Ok here it is the movie that made Nintendo think twice on gaving their licenses to Hollywood Super Mario Bros. This movie is a guilty pleasure to watch because it's bad really bad but in a good way. When it comes to Mario I don't think of this but a fat plumber jumping on mushrooms and turtles and going down pipes to beautiful lands to save Princess Peach from a Dragon/Turtle Creature. But thats not what we got cause Jurassic Park was coming out and Dinosaurs where in and with a film that want through different directors trying to put it together everything was dino/humans yes dinos where in Mario games but come on even the big red fish they didn't even try making Bowser and the world is a endless dessert to save Daisy what happen to Peach but at lease Luigi gets laid. The only thing that was close was the boom how hard was it cause they miss the point so much even the actors where drunk filming but Bob Hoskins was a perfect Mario every else just falls apart with a score of 4/10 but it's a great for laughs and at lease they try I gave them that.
My Thoughts on Both Fantastic Four Films
Just saw the reboot of Fantastic 4 I'm not going to hate on it cause when watching it I saw some potential in it just like The Original but here are my thoughts on The Original and The Reboot they both have there down falls.
The Original: The build up to the end with everyone trying to figure out what's going on with them and who they are so people who never read the comic can enjoy the film. Yes it's was slow moving with little action but you got to build up your characters WIN.
The Reboot: Throw all this out and They are use for miltary that you don't really see and really nothing going on FAIL.
The Original: Had a Ok Story with Comedy with a have naked Jessica Alba BUT IT FAILS yes Jessica Alba is hot but the joke got old fast like the others.
The Reboot: Took more darker turn with the story and I like this style more then The Original but it could have been a lot better so A WIN.
The Original: Doom fight was short but it last a good 30 minutes but was exciting A WIN.
The Reboot: They got powers then let just rush to a Doom battle and post few years later with no time to tell how he stay alive in the other dimension let's just tell the movie audience it was the dimension they don't need any more then that and with the shortest fight ever lasting a 10 minutes with no actual fighting let's use brains over power FAIL.
The Original: Dr. Doom Sucked FAIL.
The Reboot: Was what I thought of Dr. Doom was 100% loved the look WIN.
The Original and The Reboot: The Thing both was the same and did a good job so A WIN TO BOTH.
The Original: Susan and Reed actual do something WIN.
The Reboot: He runs away and she stays in a force field bubble FAIL.
The Original And The Reboot: Johnny both version sucked and annoying So BOTH FAIL.
So it doesn't matter which verison you watch in my opinion it's a movie so enjoy I'm not a fan of The Fantastic 4 but with both films they where rush into theaters by getting water down by the studio for a quick buck or two to cash in when superheroes are still hot.8
The Original: The build up to the end with everyone trying to figure out what's going on with them and who they are so people who never read the comic can enjoy the film. Yes it's was slow moving with little action but you got to build up your characters WIN.
The Reboot: Throw all this out and They are use for miltary that you don't really see and really nothing going on FAIL.
The Original: Had a Ok Story with Comedy with a have naked Jessica Alba BUT IT FAILS yes Jessica Alba is hot but the joke got old fast like the others.
The Reboot: Took more darker turn with the story and I like this style more then The Original but it could have been a lot better so A WIN.
The Original: Doom fight was short but it last a good 30 minutes but was exciting A WIN.
The Reboot: They got powers then let just rush to a Doom battle and post few years later with no time to tell how he stay alive in the other dimension let's just tell the movie audience it was the dimension they don't need any more then that and with the shortest fight ever lasting a 10 minutes with no actual fighting let's use brains over power FAIL.
The Original: Dr. Doom Sucked FAIL.
The Reboot: Was what I thought of Dr. Doom was 100% loved the look WIN.
The Original and The Reboot: The Thing both was the same and did a good job so A WIN TO BOTH.
The Original: Susan and Reed actual do something WIN.
The Reboot: He runs away and she stays in a force field bubble FAIL.
The Original And The Reboot: Johnny both version sucked and annoying So BOTH FAIL.
So it doesn't matter which verison you watch in my opinion it's a movie so enjoy I'm not a fan of The Fantastic 4 but with both films they where rush into theaters by getting water down by the studio for a quick buck or two to cash in when superheroes are still hot.8
My Thoughts on Hotel Transylvania 2
Hotel Transylvania 2 was freaken hilarious worth every penny the smartass cast they got for this trilogy yes it's confirm by Sony there will be a Third but that's ok cause this film makes you want more cause of the wonderful animation and characters. This is Sony Pictures Toy Story and Shrek but anything past the Third may just push it for me. But we know studios they will rape it as long it makes money I would love to see this movie get more love and push more with merchandise cause it's worth it .
Getaway Review
Getaway Review: The Clock is ticking as former race car driver Brent Magna (Hawke)
barrels around the streets of Bulgaria to save his abducted wife. Inside a Ford Shelby GT500 Super Snake a desperate Brent obeys the anonymous voice coming through the speaker as it sets him and his unwitting passenger The Kid (Gomez) on increasingly dangerous tasks. If they fail Brent's wife does. With the cops in hot pursuit the two must flee or fight their faceless assailant in this breakneck heart pounding race against time.
Ok this movie could have been better then what we got cause i love the idea. But it was all one big commercial for Ford showing of a car that no one can own unless you are a millionaire or something. The idea was there but nothing to show for it with a 2% rating Selena Gomez second low rating film other being Behaving Badly with 0% but you only know a little about Brent other then a race car driver and worst just because lets throw in The Kid with no back story nothing on her beside she good with computer not even her name just some hot chick that it thats all you get to be honest you will not care if anyone dies. But let be honest if Selena Gomez climb in your car first thing you do is lock the car cause what are the chances of a Really Really Hot Actress just walking up and getting in your car save the moment you probably have a boner just saying. But anyways a good idea that was wasted if they build up a story other the driving and making stuff crash they could have something here but the F**k Up is it bad enough for a 2% will no that was harsh i have scene must worst its ok for what it is it was something new other then a Marvel film at that time with our score being a 4/10 if they have gaven some kind a back story on the characters and work a little better on the script then crashing cars this could honestly be higher up.
barrels around the streets of Bulgaria to save his abducted wife. Inside a Ford Shelby GT500 Super Snake a desperate Brent obeys the anonymous voice coming through the speaker as it sets him and his unwitting passenger The Kid (Gomez) on increasingly dangerous tasks. If they fail Brent's wife does. With the cops in hot pursuit the two must flee or fight their faceless assailant in this breakneck heart pounding race against time.
Ok this movie could have been better then what we got cause i love the idea. But it was all one big commercial for Ford showing of a car that no one can own unless you are a millionaire or something. The idea was there but nothing to show for it with a 2% rating Selena Gomez second low rating film other being Behaving Badly with 0% but you only know a little about Brent other then a race car driver and worst just because lets throw in The Kid with no back story nothing on her beside she good with computer not even her name just some hot chick that it thats all you get to be honest you will not care if anyone dies. But let be honest if Selena Gomez climb in your car first thing you do is lock the car cause what are the chances of a Really Really Hot Actress just walking up and getting in your car save the moment you probably have a boner just saying. But anyways a good idea that was wasted if they build up a story other the driving and making stuff crash they could have something here but the F**k Up is it bad enough for a 2% will no that was harsh i have scene must worst its ok for what it is it was something new other then a Marvel film at that time with our score being a 4/10 if they have gaven some kind a back story on the characters and work a little better on the script then crashing cars this could honestly be higher up.
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